The Kittinterns!
Learning business so they can keep your company agile and tenacious
The Goal
Everyone knows that all businesses need to be ready for whatever the market throws at them and to do that, they need employees that are hungry for profits (and tuna). Here at Kittinterns, we take young, fresh-faced kittens and give them that killer instinct that gets them ahead in the business world. Then they can put that ferocity to work for you!
The Organization
Kittinterns is a rescue organization working with Orange County Animal Services to foster kittens and adult cats so they can grow, be socialized, and adopted to loving homes.
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Off-time Schmoozing
Today, Agnes decided to do some schmoozing with upper management to get them on her side in the conflict with the guest interns. So she did what all corporate ladder climbers do and just happened to show up where the bosses were taking part in their favorite weekend activity…sleeping at their desks! Unbeknownst to Agnes,…
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Safety Training
Eager to help out, Sprite gave an impromptu safety talk about the dangers of workplace biohazards to the whole crew. In a fit of pique, Agnes provided us with this proof of her much more aggressive take on workplace safety.
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Quality Control
Senior Intern Agnes raised concern today about the guest interns. “I just think it’s suspicious that there were no naughty kids this year. I think those guest interns are up to something and I’m going to keep my eye on them.” We wish her well in her stakeout and applaud her vigilance but don’t think…
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Guest Interns!
We’ve got some international guest interns visiting us this week all the way from Santa’s workshop! As you can see, they were in the coal department, but this year there were so few naughty kids, they didn’t have anything to do! So now they’re here with us keeping our other interns honest, not that they…